During my years in the Arizona commercial real estate business, I used to marvel at a peculiar yet predictable behavior exhibited by new home buyers in exurb subdivisions throughout Phoenix. Buyers during the boom (many new to Arizona and the high desert) lined up to take a number for a chance to throw money at homebuilders to get on the waiting list for the newest “community”. Always built in phases, it was a certainty that the Phase I pioneers would move in, set out their new patio sets, mix a margarita and commence griping about the new homes going up around them. ”Look how they’re destroying the desert” they would say, or “I didn’t move all they way out here to stare at someone else’s wall.” This pattern would repeat itself with each subsequent phase of development, year after year. A professor I had once described it as the “Hidden Hills 2 Syndrome”, and you can set your watch to it.
The Hidden Hills 2 Syndrome isn’t just about homes however. If we’re being honest, it’s about being American. This country is, ostensibly, built on equality. We are a society devoid of aristocracy, although we love the word and the idea that some people or families have “achieved” such status (as if aristocratic positioning could somehow be earned). What, you may ask, fills the void in the American psyche left by our lack of such a “birthright class”? Citizenship. Hidden Hills 1.
On the world stage, being born an American citizen IS being born into aristocracy and becoming a naturalized citizen is akin to marrying in (although without the disdainful looks from an entitled brother-in-law). So, just like the new home owner, once the lawn chairs are out and the margaritas are mixed, it’s time to get started complaining about the new neighbors. Pining for the way the neighborhood used to be.
Indeed.
My family, on my father’s side, goes back to Jamestown. Thomas Lane got there around 1628. On my mother’s side, there’s a street named after us in Charleston, SC. The old part. My family has been here since the beginning and has therefore seen every wave of immigration since. It’s what this community was founded on. The world’s first and only open invitation aristocracy.
Unless you’ve been here since the beginning, you too were an immigrant once. And my forefathers welcomed you. Sure there have been problems. Sure there has been bigotry and discrimination and worse. Of course assimilation is a tough, multi-generation process. But our laws and our Constitution have always fostered an environment that allows that assimilation to occur. The so-called “anchor baby” bill now working its way through Congress would destroy that environment. It will strip away the very protections that may have allowed your own family to come to this country and eventually become citizens. In the long run, it will destroy what makes America American.
So, at the risk of sounding like a jerk (which doesn’t really bother me), to every American who’s family ever emigrated from elsewhere, you are welcome. Now that you’re here, please extend the same courtesy to those that are coming behind you. Regardless of what phase they’re building in.
-EL